Price range: $28.64 through $50.40
Someone asks how you’re doing. A normal person says, “I’m good, thanks.”
Walter takes the scenic route.
One ordinary question sends him through back pain, a suspicious sneeze, breakfast, unfinished work, trouble sleeping, the nature of consciousness, and eventually the possibility that reality itself may be a dream.
Then he remembers there’s another person standing there.
“I’m good, thanks.”
A T-shirt for overthinkers, rabbit-hole enthusiasts, and anyone whose internal answer is considerably longer than the one they actually say out loud.
Featuring Walter and Pap from The Chair Problem.
Then I'd use the same size chart you provided.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
